I love drinking and drinking has been part of my life, from a non beer drinker, I am now proud that i could at least finish a six pack on my own. This is what i call achievement.
So here is something i want to share:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not .
Drinking is healthy, it could solve obesity because excessive drinking causes you to purge out whatever you ate previously. Also it helps solve insomnia, any want who wants to sleep peacefully or sometimes rest in peace could drink MORE.
Finally which is the one i love most, please agree with me on this. "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
WOOHOO~
-Drink responsibly, don't drink and drive/don't drink then drive.-
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