A prayer for the stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i cannot accept, and the wisdom to ignore/revenge the people that got on my nerves today.

Also help me to becareful of the toes i step on today, as they may be connected to the feet that i might need to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always work at 100%:
15% on Monday
20% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

Last but not least help me to remember that people who do not appreciate me is not worth being treated too well. Let me understand people around me and avoid falling into traps.

Awesome Lord, Amen.